Mmmmm...Moose Munch!

Damn you, Harry and David!!!
I seem to have picked up a new vice to go along with my newly acquired healthy habit.
First with the healthy habit. About four weeks ago, I FINALLY get on that treadmill that has been staring at me for the past couple of years from it's sad, lonely spot in the middle of the friggin' living room. So one day I finally decide to hop on. I have a backlog of T.V. show DVDs in my possession, so I can at least catch up on what's happened on Seinfeld or Friends, since syndication land seems to like playing certain episodes over and over again. If I hear Teri Hatcher tell me that "they are real, and they are spectacular" one more time...
Anyway, so I have been on the treadmill for 30 minutes a day, a minimum of five times a week for the past four weeks. I haven't really lost any weight, but my calves look excellent! In fact, my calves are probably the most fit part of me, because they have to heft all of my fat around on a daily basis.

So here's the problem. Around the same time as I start my new exercise regiment, Harry and David has a 2 for $10 sale on Moose Munch. So what do I do? I wander into the store and buy a couple of bags of the "All Dark Chocolate" Moose Much. And lo and behold, what started out as a once in a while guilty pleasure turns into a bingetastic obsession. I've already blowed through four bags of the suckers almost all by myself (well, at least that's only about a bag a week, but still!!!). I really need to stop, but they are just soooo good!

I think I just realized why I am not loosing any weight yet...